Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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