what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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