I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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