I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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