Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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