yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
