we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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