ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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