Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
