Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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