You work out of a Hotel?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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