dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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