I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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