Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Can you repeat that, but with context?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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