I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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