my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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