BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
His nipple licking is glorious
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