I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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