Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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