i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
There are leaves in my underwear?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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