I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
and she was petting her beer can
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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