U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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