white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Be still, my beating vagina.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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