i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I have post one night stand depression
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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