My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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