i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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