My brain says no but my pants say off.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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