I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Still dying that you shit outside
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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