found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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