they need to just BURY HIM!
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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