No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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