I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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