I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
this just has baby written all over it
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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