we have officially lost it.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
if only i could text you this smell
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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