just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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