I look better un-naked...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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