butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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