Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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