At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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