i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
These tits shall not be calmed
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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