we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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