Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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