you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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