If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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