I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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