How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
