scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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