Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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