She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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