no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Randomize
