Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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