Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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