Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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