we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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