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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  you can still come hang out if you want

  (248): View more from Michigan

  I really don't feel like watching you play video games

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• (408): View more from California

  carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.

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  be there in 3 mins

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon

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  That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.

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  You bought MORE?!

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!

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