Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
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I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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