I looked at my own cervix.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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